peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

arachnomatic:

brianthuff:

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

beardedboggan

  • tumblr user: *calls superwholock trash*
  • superwholock fandom: *20 comments on post with different embarrassing variants of "HOW DARE YOU" and "YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE WRONG FANDOM"*
  • tumblr user: *calls homestuck trash*
  • homestuck fandom: yea same lol

Uncanny X-Men and The New Teen Titans

plsbuymepizza:

“Never give up no matter what may set you back and know that at the 
end of the road, you’re going to have something that you can be proud 
of.”
— Markiplier

atomicflan:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

coffeeandcockatiels:

headphonepoe:

bad-mistyplier:

orgasmic Markiplier

See it? Think about it. Look again. Exactly. You’re welcome.

gifs belong to: wilford-warfstache headphonepoe ask-disturbed-ponies

Ohhhhh whyyyyyyy? -//n//-

yes good

It’d be nice to get a “hey I’d fuck you” every once in a while

" Your mother’s dead. Before long I’ll be dead, and you and your brother and your sister and all of her children, all of us dead, all of us rotting underground. It’s the family name that lives on. It’s all that lives on. Not your personal glory, not your honor… but family. You understand? "